The couch and I have a special relationship lately

So yesterday I couldn't make it very far from the couch all day.  I started off with every intention of making the kids lunches, getting them off to school, going to work, blah blah blah, well......my body had other plans.  I got up barely, stumbled to the kitchen, made lunches (who knows what I put in there cause I don't remember, hope they liked it), got in the car and drove Melissa to school in my pajamas (so afraid I'll be pulled over one day and the cop will have to see me in my pjs), and then got home and sat on the couch and couldn't move.  In came the paralysis and just like that my day was done.  I had paralysis the day before in the bathtub and thought I was going to have to call my husband to get me out, but thank God my legs started working before the water got freezing cold.  Yesterday was a bust for me.  My short-term memory is also getting really really really bad.  The kids are having fun with it though.  They tell me all sorts of things that I may or may not have said, who knows!  I surely do not remember making lunches or whether or not I gave my Chino his meds, or if I fed the other two dogs.  Craig asks me things and I just look at him like, are you kidding me, you expect me to remember that.  I can't even remember if I peed two minutes ago, so I go again just to be sure.  I'm starting to feel like an invalid.  This blog really does help though.  At least I can get my thoughts out of my head and go back and read them from time to time.